Types of Women

HARD-DISK
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use
her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman :
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her
you will lose everything...__________________

if you could live your life again,would you change a thing or leave it all the same??
if you had the chance again,would you change a thing at all??
when you look back at your past,can you say that you are proud of what you've done??
are there times when you believe that the right you thought was wrong؟؟